Moving mountains into the ocean

Won't make that sadness any less

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thelittlekneesofbees:

findchaos:

findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

Reblogging this because jesus christ, this is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on anything so quickly and it’s taking up my entire dashboard. A sea of names! I want you all to know my hatred of gladiator sandals, too. Just throwin’ that out there…

Hello, this is me as a white person.

Here’s the problem with the men’s section, at least for me. If your build is anything like mine at all, you’re probably going to find the men’s small still a little too big. Finding even that can be impossible sometimes because they usually don’t carry very many of them and often items will just start at a medium. There’s also the problem of how most men’s clothing is cut. Unless it specifically says slim fit or fitted, men’s clothing is tailored for people with a typically male pattern of fat distribution. Which means if you have a slim waist (or just don’t have a beer gut) you’re going to have all this extra fabric billowing around your midsection. I don’t even know what’s going on with the pants. It’s like they make the crotch for men with ten foot long dicks and balls the size of melons. Nobody needs that much fabric down there! So whenever you sit down you get this bulging “pants tent” that makes it look like you have an erection.

thelittlekneesofbees:

findchaos:

findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

Reblogging this because jesus christ, this is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on anything so quickly and it’s taking up my entire dashboard. A sea of names! I want you all to know my hatred of gladiator sandals, too. Just throwin’ that out there…

Hello, this is me as a white person.

Here’s the problem with the men’s section, at least for me. If your build is anything like mine at all, you’re probably going to find the men’s small still a little too big. Finding even that can be impossible sometimes because they usually don’t carry very many of them and often items will just start at a medium. There’s also the problem of how most men’s clothing is cut. Unless it specifically says slim fit or fitted, men’s clothing is tailored for people with a typically male pattern of fat distribution. Which means if you have a slim waist (or just don’t have a beer gut) you’re going to have all this extra fabric billowing around your midsection. I don’t even know what’s going on with the pants. It’s like they make the crotch for men with ten foot long dicks and balls the size of melons. Nobody needs that much fabric down there! So whenever you sit down you get this bulging “pants tent” that makes it look like you have an erection.

(via dadgenes)

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